Rush Limbaugh issued a health update on his show after his fans noticed he was not on the air today.
Rush explained that he was in the hospital during the whole weekend under very cautious doctor’s orders and he will be back tomorrow to hammer the Dems for their multiple fiascos.
“Folks, really sorry I cannot be with you today. What I thought was the onset of just a cold during Friday’s show turned out to be the flu,” Rush started.
“And I was in a super-secret hospital all weekend being successfully treated by the absolute best doctors.”
“For you leftists, the nurses all loved me! Must be the beard,” Rush joked before continuing.
“Anyway, this flu is unrelated to anything else going on with my health.”
“In fact, I could probably be there today but my doctors are insisting on a veritable quarantine as I prep for the beginning of my treatment regimen.”
“I plan on being back tomorrow and already can’t wait.”
“I really am primed to weigh in on the Democrats’ ongoing fiasco that is even more bizarre than I could have hoped.”
In some shocking news, CNN’ Brian Stelter blasted all the liberal haters who celebrated Rush’s cancer diagnosis and wished Rush ill-will.
“Some of the comments I’m seeing on social media from lefties who hate Rush, saying they hope the cancer takes him away as fast as possible — it’s revolting to me,” Stelter said.
“As much as we talk about Trump and misinformation, there is a strain of contempt on the left that also worries me. Why can’t people just say, ‘We hope that Rush gets better quickly?’”